Nicknames: That Ho, Cirian, Cirian X, (the x stands for "cool"), CIRIAN - TSX (table salt machine X)
DOB: 20/6/86
Nationality: Welsh (not a sheep)
Email: sexy_strud@demonicus.net
Height: 174 cm (about 12 inches "down there" you know!)
Shoe size: Large enough for you *wink*
Hobbies: Do you like dog? Dog taste better than cat!
Most prized possession: SpacePen©
Relationship status: Taken yo! Get yo mits offa me!

-Favourites-
Food: Dog
Drink: Coffee
TV shows: At Home With Gabriel Teh Cat Eater and his Mischeivous Krew
Movies: Struddo Does Dubbo, Gorgeous
Songs: Glycerine - Bush, I've got a lovely bunch of Coconuts
Books: Struddo Does Dubbo (the book of the film) (illustrated)
Website: www.demonicus.net
Quotes: "So some hillbilly jacked off on my head while I was passed out!"
Board game: Strip Monopoly
Day of the year: today! there's no time like the present

-Questions-
Righty or lefty? Depend on the cut of the trousers really...
Where do you see yourself in 10 years? I prefer to see *other* people in my relationships
Have you ever broken the law? Yes
When was the last time you cried? Today! there's no time like the present!
What's on the walls of your bedroom? Blood. Lots of blood.
What pharase do you say a lot? mortals, hello, damn bitch where did I leave my spanking stick?
100% truthfully, do looks matter? hell yes negro machine!
If you were on Death Row, what would your last meal be? cat. Although dog is sometimes nice for dinner is this dinner or breakfast because if my last meal was dinner I wouldn't want it to be corn flakes but then again if my last meal was for breakfast I wouldn't want a steak because some things are different and sometimes you just need to get things done and not worry about the food of cat or dog or even small animal such as a cow (miniature variety).
Your house is burning down. Your family has escaped and you have time to grab one thing. What is it and why? My Katana. You never know when you might need to hit something. Hard.
If you were a God, what would you be the God of? Porn and Suffering (both at once. That's the way I like it *wink*)
Your life is being made into a movie, who would you pick to play you? Russel Crowe. But he's too tall. So we'll cut off his legs.
Who is the sexiest cartoon character? Roger Ramjet. I like his buttocks.
If you could find out the answer to any question, what would that question be? Your place or mine.
If you were stranded on an island what one thing would you bring? A cat. Or a whip. Or perhaps both. Maybe a cat-whip.
What is the meaning of life to you? There is nothing more important than getting things done.
Which Celebrity is Most like me (me == joanna)? Sandra Sully - she tells it like it is!
If you could build your dream house, what would it look like and where would it be? It's so easy! I mean, I've been answering questionnaire forms for at least 2 minutes now, and then all of a sudden I switched to iMac, and it was like "bling" and I'm like "uh" and it says "it's so easy" and then it's like yeah. My name is Lewis Strudwick and I eats dog.